And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

I'm so tired of not getting hit on by a guy that I'm going to take the initiative myself

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!